Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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