Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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