I saw his package. It spoke to me.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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