Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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