he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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