i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
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