We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just cut my nipple shaving
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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