But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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