that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
