i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Randomize
