so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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