i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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