First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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