While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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