why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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