Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize