im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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