I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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