Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Sorry about my life...
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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