yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I have post one night stand depression
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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