That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
