Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
No subtext here. People are naked.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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