Welp...herpes.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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