do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Nicole vs. Life
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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