It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I understand Curling. That high.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Still dying that you shit outside
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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