I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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