me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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