You're completely useless in the revolution.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
God, I missed his penis.
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