I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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