what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
tell me about the fingering
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