she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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