i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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