In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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