put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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