I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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