the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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