We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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