Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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