I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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