Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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