so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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