hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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