My sheets look like a crime scene.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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