she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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