I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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