i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i came on her dog
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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