So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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