I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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