That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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