We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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