We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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