just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
