it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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