Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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