So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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