just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Randomize
