walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
why is half of my head shaved?
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